How the food store turned me on

I feel like i have been missing out.

I feel like there is a whole part of my being that i have not fully experienced until today when i stumbled across the amazing place of whole foods.

True enough i have heard amazing things about the place...great produce for one... another the amazing minute massages that kristen raves so much about and just the over all aura that the place gives one. The superiority that comes from shopping there.

So today was the day that i have become complete with my food buying. I have experienced the sensory overload first hand. And i must say.... it was amazing.

Everywhere i turned was something new to ogle over and be confused by.

1. the peanut butter stand. They had these contraptions that made different sorts of nut paste right in front of you. isn't that crazy? and its not just the standard peanut butter but rather, fancy combinations of nuts plus gormet chocolates. Who would think of such things? I wanted to get some out of pure curoustiy but i couldn't commit to the big tub you are confined to. I asked my bear why they didn't make them in smaller sizes and he simple said that it was for vetrans of the whole foods industry. Well, i feel like they need to make it less intimidating to newbies like me.

2. how that you can buy anything allready made to eat, so buying groceries are obsolete. Just think about. you go in trying to be all economical and buying ingrieiance and then there are tons of amazing looking things taunty you. Everything looks so good and you think you can make them yourself but of course you can't. and after drooling all over the glass for a half an hour you abandon your cart full of food and just do all the take out. Besides you have other things to do with you time besides cook. like drink.

3. the octopus salad. just sitting there. the suction cups still on the mother fucker! I don't know. it boggles my mind. i literally stared at it for 20 minutes until bruno pulled me away. all i really wanted to do is poke it.... next time perhaps.

I never thought i could be so satisfied by a grocery store. live and learn i guess.